Lohans & more!

• Jameson Detweiler: I <3 Dina Lohan. Craziest bitch on the face of the earth. I want her to be the mother of my children.
• Amy Peterson: haha
• Amy Peterson: jameson, that means you'd have to fornicate with her
• Jameson Detweiler: Eh.
• Jameson Detweiler: Whatever, I think I can handle it.
• Amy Peterson: just so you can have kids that are batshit crazy
• Jameson Detweiler: I'm just trying to extend my entrepreneurial spirit into my personal relationships. You have to look at it as an investment, and Lohan kids are pretty much worth their weight in plutonium.
• Amy Peterson: i don't know about that boy
• Amy Peterson: but the girls, without a doubt
• Jameson Detweiler: For shiz.
• Jameson Detweiler: Wait, I don't think that word is supposed to be used in that way.Jameson Detweiler: I <3 Dina Lohan. Craziest bitch on the face of the earth. I want her to be the mother of my children.
• Amy Peterson: haha
• Amy Peterson: jameson, that means you'd have to fornicate with her
• Jameson Detweiler: Eh.
• Jameson Detweiler: Whatever, I think I can handle it.
• Amy Peterson: just so you can have kids that are batshit crazy
• Jameson Detweiler: I'm just trying to extend my entrepreneurial spirit into my personal relationships. You have to look at it as an investment, and Lohan kids are pretty much worth their weight in plutonium.
• Amy Peterson: i don't know about that boy
• Amy Peterson: but the girls, without a doubt
• Jameson Detweiler: For shiz.
• Jameson Detweiler: Wait, I don't think that word is supposed to be used in that way.
• Amy Peterson: i don't think that word is supposed to be used
• Jameson Detweiler: I'm going to get it into the dictionary.
• Jameson Detweiler: Alright, time to FFP it up.
• Jameson Detweiler: That is another word I'll get in the dictionary. I'll explain it later.
• Amy Peterson: okay
• Amy Peterson: i was going to ask
• Amy Peterson: have fun ffping
• Amy Peterson: whatever that means
• Amy Peterson: i don't think that word is supposed to be used
• Jameson Detweiler: I'm going to get it into the dictionary.
• Jameson Detweiler: Alright, time to FFP it up.
• Jameson Detweiler: That is another word I'll get in the dictionary. I'll explain it later.
• Amy Peterson: okay
• Amy Peterson: i was going to ask
• Amy Peterson: have fun ffping
• Amy Peterson: whatever that means