so maybe i used to rollerblade

Lohans & more!

Jameson Detweiler: I <3 Dina Lohan. Craziest bitch on the face of the earth. I want her to be the mother of my children.
Amy Peterson: haha
Amy Peterson: jameson, that means you'd have to fornicate with her
Jameson Detweiler: Eh.
Jameson Detweiler: Whatever, I think I can handle it.
Amy Peterson: just so you can have kids that are batshit crazy
Jameson Detweiler: I'm just trying to extend my entrepreneurial spirit into my personal relationships. You have to look at it as an investment, and Lohan kids are pretty much worth their weight in plutonium.
Amy Peterson: i don't know about that boy
Amy Peterson: but the girls, without a doubt
Jameson Detweiler: For shiz.
Jameson Detweiler: Wait, I don't think that word is supposed to be used in that way.Jameson Detweiler: I <3 Dina Lohan. Craziest bitch on the face of the earth. I want her to be the mother of my children.
Amy Peterson: haha
Amy Peterson: jameson, that means you'd have to fornicate with her
Jameson Detweiler: Eh.
Jameson Detweiler: Whatever, I think I can handle it.
Amy Peterson: just so you can have kids that are batshit crazy
Jameson Detweiler: I'm just trying to extend my entrepreneurial spirit into my personal relationships. You have to look at it as an investment, and Lohan kids are pretty much worth their weight in plutonium.
Amy Peterson: i don't know about that boy
Amy Peterson: but the girls, without a doubt
Jameson Detweiler: For shiz.
Jameson Detweiler: Wait, I don't think that word is supposed to be used in that way.
Amy Peterson: i don't think that word is supposed to be used
Jameson Detweiler: I'm going to get it into the dictionary.
Jameson Detweiler: Alright, time to FFP it up.
Jameson Detweiler: That is another word I'll get in the dictionary. I'll explain it later.
Amy Peterson: okay
Amy Peterson: i was going to ask
Amy Peterson: have fun ffping
Amy Peterson: whatever that means
Amy Peterson: i don't think that word is supposed to be used
Jameson Detweiler: I'm going to get it into the dictionary.
Jameson Detweiler: Alright, time to FFP it up.
Jameson Detweiler: That is another word I'll get in the dictionary. I'll explain it later.
Amy Peterson: okay
Amy Peterson: i was going to ask
Amy Peterson: have fun ffping
Amy Peterson: whatever that means

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