so maybe i used to rollerblade

2009

2008

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May 44
April 44
March 22
February
January
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This ad was removed from the air because some people claimed it was homophobic. It really...
Jul 31st
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Awesomeness followed by sever pain. (via xstevemurphy)
Jul 31st

Lohans & more!

Jameson Detweiler: I <3 Dina Lohan. Craziest bitch on the face of the earth. I want her to be the mother of my children.
Amy Peterson: haha
Amy Peterson: jameson, that means you'd have to fornicate with her
Jameson Detweiler: Eh.
Jameson Detweiler: Whatever, I think I can handle it.
Amy Peterson: just so you can have kids that are batshit crazy
Jameson Detweiler: I'm just trying to extend my entrepreneurial spirit into my personal relationships. You have to look at it as an investment, and Lohan kids are pretty much worth their weight in plutonium.
Amy Peterson: i don't know about that boy
Amy Peterson: but the girls, without a doubt
Jameson Detweiler: For shiz.
Jameson Detweiler: Wait, I don't think that word is supposed to be used in that way.Jameson Detweiler: I <3 Dina Lohan. Craziest bitch on the face of the earth. I want her to be the mother of my children.
Amy Peterson: haha
Amy Peterson: jameson, that means you'd have to fornicate with her
Jameson Detweiler: Eh.
Jameson Detweiler: Whatever, I think I can handle it.
Amy Peterson: just so you can have kids that are batshit crazy
Jameson Detweiler: I'm just trying to extend my entrepreneurial spirit into my personal relationships. You have to look at it as an investment, and Lohan kids are pretty much worth their weight in plutonium.
Amy Peterson: i don't know about that boy
Amy Peterson: but the girls, without a doubt
Jameson Detweiler: For shiz.
Jameson Detweiler: Wait, I don't think that word is supposed to be used in that way.
Amy Peterson: i don't think that word is supposed to be used
Jameson Detweiler: I'm going to get it into the dictionary.
Jameson Detweiler: Alright, time to FFP it up.
Jameson Detweiler: That is another word I'll get in the dictionary. I'll explain it later.
Amy Peterson: okay
Amy Peterson: i was going to ask
Amy Peterson: have fun ffping
Amy Peterson: whatever that means
Amy Peterson: i don't think that word is supposed to be used
Jameson Detweiler: I'm going to get it into the dictionary.
Jameson Detweiler: Alright, time to FFP it up.
Jameson Detweiler: That is another word I'll get in the dictionary. I'll explain it later.
Amy Peterson: okay
Amy Peterson: i was going to ask
Amy Peterson: have fun ffping
Amy Peterson: whatever that means
Jul 30th
O’neill is back! Just got Stargate Continuum in the...
Jul 29th
I totally forgot beer. I’m obviously really tired when beer is not on my mind. To make up for...
Jul 28th

Too Tired, But I Need to Update My...

Cheeseburger, Stargate, laundry, entrepreneur crap, chocolate mousse, yellowtail ceviche (Distrito...
Jul 28th
I like this dude's theme too.
Jul 28th
Oh yea! (via www.characterkey.com)
Jul 23rd
marco: The Facebook redesign seems to have missed two points: Whitespace is good, but adding...
Jul 22nd
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Reblog this! This mashup takes one of the coolest movie theme songs ever and mixes it up with some...
Jul 22nd
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xstevemurphy: A great Bruno scene.  Getting a little excited for the movie. I second that.
Jul 20th
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jaredpcoyle: First music festival of the year!  Linkin Park is headlining.  If you don’t know who...
Jul 19th
“A 21-year-old Drexel University student was arrested at...”
— John Marzulli for the NY Daily...
Jul 19th
“This film is brilliant and has no equal in the realm of...”
— Aintitcool News (via...
Jul 17th
This kind of makes me look forward to fall. (energyface via...
Jul 17th
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Disclaimer: Jameson Detweiler will not actually be seeing this movie. He just cannot get over the...
Jul 15th
Russian Ravers Go Blind From Laser Show
Jul 14th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-13)
Jul 14th

Instapaper.app reviews are up

marco: And they’re almost all positive! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a review. Haha,...
Jul 14th
Foggy Dubai morning, taken from the Burj Dubai Tower I...
Jul 13th
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The mating rituals of the guido are surprisingly ______________. (You fill in the blank.) (via...
Jul 13th
I love that Iron Chef America has instant replays. You get to see some of the best knife work in the...
Jul 11th

Electric Cars

jaredpcoyle: I must admit, all these announcements for electric cars in 2010 has me quite excited...
Jul 10th
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This is not exactly how I envisioned Jedi training. (via Geekologie)
Jul 9th
(via david via nickmcglynn and davereed)
Jul 9th

My Legs Are Hot!

Apple doesn’t call them “laptops” for a reason. I cannot imagine that this will...
Jul 9th
(via rocketboom via Are You Crazy?
Jul 7th
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These Alf bloopers are great. I love how the puppeteers actually keep operating Alf during the screw...
Jul 7th
Love in The Modern World… (via darth_bayne) Sometimes...
Jul 7th
“I don’t make movies to make money — I make money to make...”
— Walt Disney (via dherman via...
Jul 6th
Beautiful. (via jaredpcoyle)
Jul 4th